Everyone loves minions, don’t they? These little yellow fellows will surely make you giggle uncontrollably! Minions have taken over the Internet and we simply cannot imagine how come you haven’t heard of them. They are surely one of the best things that have happened to the world of animated movies. Their funny and sarcastic movie quotes are so relatable to real life that we could not miss a chance to make a list of them! These minions quotes are perfect if you want to share them with a friend or post on Facebook, so get on your way – what are you waiting for?
A good laugh and a long sleep are two best curies to anything. True friends do not judge each other. They judge other people. My mom said follow your dreams, so i went back to bed.
DREG:Forgive me, Shiny Special One. I beg of you to rip out my inadequate tongue.
DREG: No! No, no, Your Terrifically Smooth One, it is the epitome of ankles. To touch such an ankle would be – but I’m not touching. I’m backing away.
Funny Minion Quotes
Today we have prepared some of the best funny minion quotes there are, which we are sure you are going to enjoy and laugh hard at when you start reading them! Minions are so incredibly cute, yet what makes them even more lovable is their outstanding irony and wonderful sense of humour. Enjoy these quotes and let us know which one turned out to be your favourite!
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, im tired of solving them for you.
I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the dawn script.
Guy walks out of the restroom. Girl says: “Sir your garage door is open… Guy asks: Did you see my Harley”… Girl says:”No, I saw mini bike with two flat tires”. -Minions
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
It things get better with age then I must be getting close to freaking magnificient.
Despicable Me Minions Quotes
Minions are so lovely, aren’t they? They can make you laugh doing the silliest things and you cannot possibly hate them when they are making fun of you! They are also very loyal to their boss and great at teamwork. There are hundreds of pictures with Despicable Me minions quotes and we could not miss an opportunity to share our favourite ones with you! Enjoy!
We are going to pull off the true crime of the century!
Gentlemen do not steal ladies crowns!
You guys are crazy little and way yellow, and I dig that!
These adorable little freaks are headed to Orlando too.
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