Having met at Brigham Young University, Jared and Jerusha Hess wrote their smash hit named ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ there and made the whole world mesmerized by watching this $400,000 indie flick together! They became a worldwide sensation for their unforgettable dialogues and this is why we decided to take today as an opportunity to share some their best phrases with you! This hilarious story of an awkward high schooler turned out to be a big hit of the summer of 2004, so here are some of the funniest Napoleon Dynamite quotes we could find! We still use them to this day, even though the situation might not seem that appropriate. But we are firm believers that if you use some of these lines in some kind of an awkward or a funny moment, there is a good chance that someone will get the reference!
Napoleon Dynamite Quotes
Deb: I’m trying to earn money for college.Kip: Your mom goes to college.
I’m Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you’ll be prepared to defend yourself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.
Uncle Rico: What about your girlfriend?Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin’ pretty serious.
“It’s pretty much my favorite animal. It’s like a lion and a tiger mixed… bred for its skills in magic.”
I’m Rex, founder of the Rex Kwon Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you’ll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
You know, there’s like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I’m pretty good with a bo staff.
Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can’t fit my numchucks in there anymore.
Funny Napoleon Dynamite Quotes
Napoleon Dynamite was made a household name in 2004, when the world got to see this little indie comedy shot in Idaho in its full beauty on full screen. There will never be enough of the quotes from this movie, so let’s all appreciate such a hilarious masterpiece created more than 10 years ago! These funny Napoleon Dynamite quotes are here to help!
Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin chips Kip!
Napoleon Dynamite: [referring to Deb’s milk] I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
“Napoleon, don’t be jealous ’cause I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to become a cage fighter.”
Back in ’82, I used to be able to toss a pigskin a quarter of a mile.
Napoleon Dynamite: You wanna play me?
Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, you fat lard, eat your dinner!
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!
Napoleon Dynamite Skills Quote
As deadpan comedies go, this one has grown to stand in a class of its own. The title character, played by the incredible John Heder, is the kind of nerd other nerds avoid which is a good start in itself, huh? But it’s not a cruel movie – don’t get us wrong! The comedy is so low-key that people tend to not to get the jokes, while others happily have plenty of fun at the main character’s expense. All in all, it is a great movie to watch and if you are still not persuaded, then why don’t you take a look at this Napoleon Dynamite skills quote?
Sorry I’m late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.
YES! YES! YES! — Napoleon Dynamite
Pedro offers you his protection. — Napoleon Dynamite
That one looks like a medieval warrior. — Napoleon Dynamite
Just listen to your heart. That’s what I do. — Napoleon Dynamite
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