If you’re like anything like the kid I grew up, you’ll know what it’s like to have a cool nickname and a bag full of childhood stories and comebacks. It’s pretty much all you need to get by in life. Though your artillery might not do you enough justice. What we think would work for you in any situation you’ll happen to be in throughout your life, is using quotes and phrases that other people in the company would find both amusing and hilarious. Look no further and take these step brothers quotes – they will do the rest of the work, don’t you worry!
Step Brothers Quotes
I’m not gonna call him Dad! Ever! Even if there’s a fire.
(to Dale) You’re not a doctor. You’re a big, fat, curly-headed f***!
(singing) I’m Derek, and I can sing high like thiiis. And I can sing hiiii-iiiiigh!
Give us some privacy you vultures, he just died last night!
Step Brothers Movie Quotes
“Step Brothers” is arguably one of the best comedy movies that has ever been created. It has a terrific cast, including Will Ferrel and Brennan Huff. They are comedy geniuses, so trust us when we say that you have to watch this comedic perfection! We can’t go without praising the wonderfully written script, which gave us the ability to pick out these Step Brothers movie quotes for you to enjoy!
(in a deleted scene) If you don’t like the good cop, I guarantee you won’t like the bad cop (points at Brennan)
“Dale: What are you doing?!?Brennan: I’m burying you.Dale: [crying] I’m alive Brennan, I’m alive.Brennan: You’re waking the neighbors! Shut up!”
― Step Brothers
(After hearing Brennan sing for the first time) Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus!
Funny Step Brothers Quotes
Step Brothers quotes are one of our personal favourite go-tos if we need a good laugh. If you don’t have this movie on your list of the ones to watch, then don’t waste any more time and download it this second! And whilst you’re waiting for that download, why don’t you take a look at these funny step brothers quotes to set you in a perfect mood?
I’ve got them from the 70’s, 80’s, & 90’s. It’s like masturbating in a time machine.
Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
Dale Doback: Haha, that’s so funny the last time I heard that, I laugh so hard I fell off my dinosaur!
Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled ‘rape’ at the top of your lungs.
Brennan Huff: This wedding is horse shit!
Did We Just Become Best Friends Quote
Wait, did the ‘Step Brothers’ not hit your list of best comedies yet? Then why are you wasting time endlessly scrolling through the internet? This is one of our favourite phrases from the movie, so we simply could not notinclude it in this post! Enjoy this did we just become best friends quote and have a good laugh!
why are you so sweaty? Was watching cops
I noticed a long gap in your job history, and it said for 22 years you went Kerouac on everyone’s ass?
“me and my dad both decided, that your mom was really hot, and that we’re gonna bang her and put up with the retard in the meantime” “who’s the retard?” “You!” “hey you dont say that!!” ” shhh your gonna wake up my dad and get us in trouble!”
I don’t know what it is about your face… but every time I see it I want to punch it.
So Much Room For Activities Quote
Just like “Ancorman”, the movie “Step Brothers” is filled with good sense of humour and memorable quotes. Whether it’s the “did we just become best friends?” or “you can call me Dragon”, there’s a very high possibility that one of them speaks out to you. Take this so much room for activities quote! This is my personal favourite, if you ask me!
Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
I’ll kill you, Leonard Nimoy!
Dale Doback: My dad and I decided that Nancy’s kind of hot, so maybe we should just both bang her and in the meantime deal with the retard.Brennan Huff: Who’s the retard?Dale Doback: You.Brennan Huff: Oh.
I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home.
Brennan: But after that courageous act that you showed me against the one they call Derek, maybe someday, we could be friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.
Dale: I would follow you into the mists of Avalon, if that’s what you mean.
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